News...
New Life...
Joe is having a freaking baby. Can you believe it? He shot is life goo into some groupie and now she's Prego. Swelled up like that fat blue chick from the Wilily Wonka factory. Joe's all like.... "that aint mine" and this groupie is all like.... "you're the only person I've been with this week" and then Joe's like.... "I thought you said this wouldn't happen again" and his doctor is like...."I don't have malpractice insurance." Fuckin strange I know. I'm still not sure I understand the conversation, but I guess that's what I get for ease dropping on someone else's telekinesis.
The sound of silence...
Number 4 finally said something.... just kidding. That guy hasn't spoken a word in years. Oh, he could if he wanted. He just wont. So we've decided to name our next album in his honor. It's going to be called "Sound of." I guess we could call it sound of silence but we figure since the last word is silent, everyone will know what we're not talking about. We start recording in a few weeks. You can't wait!!