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Signal Forty
The self titled first album form Signal Forty. Chances are you can't
find this album in stores because it's SOLD OUT everywhere. To this
day Signal Forty holds the record for most weeks at #1 on the
stillboard top 100 albums. Rolling Rock and Tine magazine both agree
this is the best album ever to grace the tympanic membrane. (that's
the ear drum for all you non smart types) Why haven't you heard of
this album or this band you ask? Because you suck I say. This album
is available on iTunes and Rhapsody.
Price $9.99
Signal Forty - Sophomore Slump
The second album released from Signal Forty is far from being in a
slump. It went straight to the #2 spot on the stillboard top 100.
Signal Forty, the first album from Signal Forty, is still at the
top. They just can't beat themselves. This album not sold in stores.
For you copy of Sophomore Slump please send $100 plus $.26 shipping
and handling to: Signal Forty 10101 1st Street Rocksville, RK 11001
Price $100.26 + whatever a stamp costs these days.
Pop Rocks
They're candy that you put in your mouth. When they get wet they
pop. It's fun, just don't eat them and drink soda pop. You could get
gas and even burp during a funeral. That's not cool man.
Price $.99 to $1.89 at your local convenient store.