Ordained Minster

I am an “Ordained Minister by the Universal Life Church” (ULC). I can perform Marriages, Funerals, Baptisms, and many other services. (FAKE or REAL) I’m a Dudeist Priest as well. Dick can perform marriage counseling from a man’s point of view. (humor remember)

If you’d like to do an “Online Confession” email it to me HERE! or comment below and will answer! I can record the confession and add it to the PODCAST.

If anyone needs to be absolved of any sins please post the sin and I’ll respond to your penance.

When you think you’re lost… God will lead you!

“He leads me beside still waters. He restores my soul. He leads me in paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.”

If anyone needs me to absolve them of any sins please post the sin and I’ll respond with your penance. 

Contact Me for a confession!

I’m working on building a small church. 

Churchs Usage: –  Typically 10 people of less

  • Weddings
  • Renewing Vows 
  • Confessions
  • A Farewell Service, not funerals
  • Memorials
  • Practice Wedding Rehearsals
  • Photos at Holidays and Events
  • Christmas scene with Carolers 
  • Be on the List of Small Churches (Tiny Church)